joe Linus aka One-Legged Heart


stone tools 8/23/18


Greetings, Worthy One!

Something told me it’s a bad idea, but the promoter came across very confident. I would be cloned, and the clones would then support me as backing vocalists under my direction and creative control. They could also serve as my  much-needed studio assistants, working as interns at low or no pay.

 It seemed a simple enough process, and the lab we’d chosen boasted a decade of trouble-free genetic engineering. All the major labels were doing it.If I wanted to keep my competitive edge in the DIY indie music scene, cloning was the thing. What could go wrong? She said.


testing the wild aspartame (#1)



...So glad you've come around to my way of thinking. I've always felt that my way of thinking ought be aloud, still some have routinely indicated their strong preference for  my  eternal silence. As a World War Two baby, i had come late in the game, long after the boom went bust...


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